Hi B,

I know you love her, but this girl is a mess. No one’s perfect (far from it!) but I don’t like the way she’s been waffling with your heart. She SAYS she loves you but then adds all this jazz about “wanting to be a better person”, “my therapist says I have an addiction to relationships”, etc. Basically it’s flowery language for “I’m breaking up with you but I’m not breaking up with you.”

Hint: She broke up with you.

I mean I hope she gets it together one day. But I wouldn’t be surprised if you run into her in a bar, sad and alone, fifteen years from now. She just smacks of being That Person. Nothing’s good enough, but here I am, middle-aged, drinking at a bar.

Good Luck,

Inky