I am so very straight, and I guess it was from one of the above poems that got me thinking gay, anyways, I joined in a wrote a silly gay riddle

it would be odd to be gay for a day
i wonder, can i be born gay for just one day?
If I did, could I be gay in my house?
Would my friends think it odd if I brought a mouse?
I wonder if they would think twice
or even notice my new device?
Does that change my identity like totally, will “trans” be attached to me?
Will I be the face of gay for a day? for the days which I will not be gay
I find that offensive! Discriminatory and where are my rights!!!
Had I more daylight in the day, I would stand up and fight,
Where shall I go to try out gay for a day?
and why only for one short day?
If it were up to me I would say be gay everyday

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