Hi Peck,

Wow, she must think her mate value is way above yours for her to make so many off handed comments. After twenty years she is that secure that you would never leave, eh?

Buy some new expensive clothes and shoes. Read GQ. Read Men’s Health. Wear Aviator sunglasses. Go to the gym. Train for a run a marathon. Eat Keto. Put cologne on every morning. Make that New Years Resolution TODAY.

She will think that you’ve met somebody. Of course, swear up and down that you haven’t, but keep the reason for your sudden upgrade vague. Mention every other month or so that another person at the gym wondered if you were that celebrity (or another!!) from afar or from the back. “Which person?” “Oh some girl in my spin class.”

I PROMISE you that you will suddenly (!!) be deemed attractive.

My favorite love anecdote is when a woman was asked if her partner was attractive she paused, thought about it, and said, “I don’t know!!”

Best,

Inky

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