BOY: What do you care if your brother ditches school?

JEANIE: Why should he get to ditch school when everybody else has to go?

BOY: You could ditch.

JEANIE: I’d get caught.

BOY: So, you’re pissed at him because he ditches and doesn’t get caught?

JEANIE: Basically.

BOY: Then your problem is you.

JEANIE: Excuse me?

BOY: Excuse you. You oughta spend a little more time dealing with yourself and a little less time worrying about what your brother does. It’s just an opinion.

– Ferris Bueller’s Day Off