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* Dear Sann: I didn’t see your post until just now. I am also looking forward to read your many inner selves.

Fat Fat Fran gave me her all earlier today, full front attack this afternoon for being fat.
I ate too much Tammy wouldn’t shut up (telling me the only sentence she ever tells me).
Calorie counting Caroline kept counting calories (roughly estimating but counting)
OCD Olivia was keeping everyone busy non stop
Scared Susan was well…scared to death.
Might as well feel nothing Magean was failing miserably.
Argue back Becky had nothing, and neither did Intellectual Irene.
Good Morning Gertrude was gone hours ago (it was early afternoon that all this took place).
Fix it Fiorina was nowhere to be found and Angry Ann was very angry about Fiorina not being there when I NEED HER!

It was in that mess that Running around Renee took action and carried me, in the heavy rain, for a brisk walk in the rain, a 7 mile (11.3 km) walk and that is in addition to the 3.5 mile walk of the morning, a total of 10.5 miles (16.9 km) today.

By the way, Monster Mary was watching everything with an evil smile on her face.

I am back, had a big dinner and guess what:
Tammy is telling me I ate too much
Caroline just re-counted calories
Fat Fat Fran is telling me as I type this that I am (you guessed it)- fat

So nobody is impressed by my almost 17 km today, and I mean NOBODY is impressed.
Run around Renee is telling me now to do crunches so to burn the calories I still need to burn/

What is the lesson in all this, the reader wants to know? Intellectual Irene, are you there?

Intellectual Irene: YOU ARE FAT.

Oh, I forgot about you, The world is ending Wanda…

Wanda: now that Irene is calling you fat, YOUR world is ending.

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