*Queues up “Tainted Love” by Soft Cell*

Something like a gambling addiction is bad. Sounds like somebody needs to be prosecuted for theft.

Just be glad that somebody didn’t come to collect on that gambling debt. Depending on the size of that debt, there are lots of ways to collect on it. Trust me, you don’t want to experience some of those.

You aren’t going to find satisfaction in aimless promiscuity. You might find something that you don’t want, and something that medicine can’t cure.

I’m a little cynical about people who put on displays of religiosity.