Thank you so much for asking this question, Todzilla – I recognise a lot of it in myself. Too much. Hmm.

And thank you, ever-amazing Matt for this: “It sounds more like she doesn’t like you randomly pooping in her face. That’s not good or bad, it just is how she is.” It made me laugh out loud, and at the same time, made me see what I do, way too often… Eeerrrkkk!

In future, I shall aim for “But, inside the castle, let it be warm and juicy” instead. 🙂

Metaphors are so powerful.