Chairman: Just for a change of pace, we’ll do something different now. Let’s play Hot Seat. Any volunteers?
Ron: I volunteer Marvin into the Hot Seat.
Norman: I second that! (nervous voice)
Marvin: What!! How dare you Ron! And Norman? You wait! I’ll get you for this..
Please no Pressure Percy (aka Highly Strung Hyena): That is a great idea!
Marvin: What! This is a conspiracy!
Chairman: Ok Marvin. Looks Like you’re in the hot seat. Basically you sit out the front and answer any questions from anyone. You must answer honestly.
(Marvin trudges slowly to the front and sits in the hot seat)
Analytical Al: Marvin, who are you? Why do you exist?
Marvin: I don’t know. All I know is I love scaring the pants out of Norm and Ron, oh and Percy too.
Al: Ok. I’ll tell you. You are a result of Jack’s masochistic need to continue punishing himself. He based you on a combination of older siblings and their worst bullying tactics. Add some religious guilt and wa la!
Marvin: OK. Thanks Al. (sarcastically) Now I know who I am. I thought I was just a thug!
Norman: (shaking) Why are you so mean to us? Me and Ron and Hyena)
Marvin: I’m just doing my job. Didn’t Al just answer that question?
Ron: Yeah, why do you attack me? I’m helping you out anyway by brooding on past negatives.
Marvin: I don’t thank anyone. it’s not my style.
Adam Adult: You admit you are just a thug. We don’t need thugs. just leave, will you.
Marvin: I’m not ready to leave yet. you’ll have to drag me out.
Chairman: We can vote you out Marvin.
Marvin: Oh, I didn’t know that.