I know I will never do myself in because:
1) I don’t like pain
2) I don’t like blood
3) I don’t like running out of breath
4) I don’t like the ‘no gaurantees’ of life after death, might be worse than now
5) don’t have a good life insurance policy
6) I’d die of shame and guilt for leaving a mess for someone else to clean up
7) Llama J. can’t see the humour in it
8) what if reincarnation is true and I come back as a llama
9) I like watching sport and there may be no sport in the next life
10) No way I’d leave my partner and canine