Hi Brooke,

Austin is right here!

Listen, it is SO unusual for college couples to be together after college that most people don’t even try to make it happen. Some relationships are for a certain time and place in your life (college).

DUMP HIM, because you have become “That Girl”. The girl who is long distance. The girl that hounds the guy for a commitment. The girl who resents him because he is just getting better and better and she’s just the girl from Chicago (or wherever you’re from) that he knew in college.

DON’T move to his city. That is even more pathetic (to the eyes of the guy). Heck, if my college boyfriend did that I’d have moved!!

You don’t even have to formally end things. Just stop taking his texts and calls. Let him worry about you for a little. Then, THREE weeks later, FINALLY text him back and simply say, “I’ve met someone.” That’s it. Then let him live in an echo-chamber. “Hello? Hello? Can we talk about this? Hello? Well, I wish you the best, LOL. Hello?”

Blessings,

Inky