Hi abi,

It’s great that he’s (finally!) stopped talking about her, but it’s too little, too late.

There is an age-old tradition, going on in colleges and universities everywhere, called The Great Thanksgiving Turkey Dump. Every November, when kids get home from school, millions of old boyfriends and girlfriends get dumped. He, too, needs to be part of this late November tradition, even if you are from Canada or Europe.

It’s November. He was a turkey. It’s time.

Best,

Inky