Hi Carly,
Body issues/sounds are a fact of life. The worst is night time meetings. It’s usually the guys that make literal noises about what they had for dinner. Sometimes you know exactly what they had for dinner even if there are no noises!
You can do a preemptive strike you know. As long as you smell like roses (or nothing), you can always point out, “Beware of the whoever smelt it dealt it guy!” Imply that if he says it’s you or someone else it’s really him!
If it makes you feel better, one night I had kielbasa sausages as part of our dinner. I went to a meeting. At the next meeting this guy said to me very pointedly in front of everyone: “YOU ARE NOT FORGIVEN!” I gave him a blank stare, said nothing, and, never missing a meeting, always (and I mean always!) sat right next to him after that. Payback’s a b@tch, baby!
Hold Your Head Up,
Inky
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