I relate to the jobhopping part definitely as I am one of the worst.
I have a terrible track record and as I see it , these are the reasons for the pattern I have sreated:

– I’m impatient to feel happy, loved and appreciated in the workplace.
– I want the job to challenge me just enough to avoid boredom. Not too challenging please!
– I want the job to have some status so I am not embarassed to tell friends what it is.
-I want at least one really good friend I can connect with there so I have an alliance should harassment occur.
– I want to be liked by the boss. Worshipped would be a real bonus!
-Enough pay so I can save enough money for a good overseas holiday every year.
– Opportunities for a career path/promotion would be nice even if I don’t take them.