10. Please love me. I love you… Now YOU say it. Come on, say it! Say it!
11. I can’t take care of myself. Please take care of me. I love you!
12. Don’t leave me. If you do, you will destroy me and it will be on you, you terrible, terrible person. I love you!
13. What did I just say? (oh, I love you, right…)
14. I am drunk and I love you. No, not because I am drunk, no I am drunk because i love you, no i didn’t mean. (vomits)
15. I used to be in love with you. Now I love you. But I am not in love with you anymore. I just love you.
16. I am sorry I fell in love with your best friend and moved in with her. But I don’t love her. I love you. So we’re okay?
17. I hate you because I love you. You know I would not have bothered to make you suffer if I didn’t care!?
18. Nineteen, twenty. ANYONE?