30. I love you because Jesus would want me to love you.

31. I’ve been saying “I love you” for 75 years but only now when I’m on my death bed do I truly understand what it means.

32. I’ve been saying “I love you” for 75 years but only now when I’m on my death bed do I realize that I’ve only been loving myself.

33. I love you because I’m really fond of you and the only word that I can use to describe what I’m feeling is “love”.

34. I love you because I’ve been taught to say those words to people I don’t hate.

35. My life is great and I’m feeling better than ever so here is a “love” for you, you random stranger. Aren’t I great?

36. I love you because that’s what people say to each other and I’m kinda trying to fit in.

37. I love you because I’m expecting it back 40 years down the road.

…one or two of these are what I mean when I tell people that I love them.