Hi memories 11,

In the old days cartoonists would draw a wife with a frying pan whenever the husband did anything inappropriate. Trust me, I, Inky, have had far more experience than this boy ever can hope to have, and even I have never had a threesome. Who does he think he is, King Solomon? Only in today’s age can boys put you down for not having a threesome, honestly expect to get a threesome, and not get hit by a very real metaphoric frying pan.

My advice to you is to dump him so he has to start all over. By the time he gets close to having his threesome he’ll be thirty but then all the women will laugh at him.

Or, agree to the threesome and introduce him to your new friend Ragnar.

Best,

Inky