Oh my goodness, I just had a picture of me, Jasmine, Matt and Ruminant in a house looking out the window at a scorpion flipping over crazily, hissing.

Jasmine: “What’s that??”

Me: “Oh, it’s my crazy scorpion friend.”

Rumi: “Shhh! It’ll hear you call it Crazy!!

Me: “But we’re in the house, it can’t hear us.”

Rumi: “It’s a female! Trust me, it knows!!”

Matt: “Let’s forgive it.”

Scorpian: *hhhiiisss*

Jasmine: “Ummm, maybe a safer thing would be to call animal control.”

Matt: “Look, a rose!”

Jasmine and/or Rumi: “Oh, um, hmm, I wouldn’t go out there…”

Me: “Are you guys still talking about that?” *breathes into paper bag, gets a prescription for Zanax*

😀 😉