LOLOL!!

But it’s true!!

IRL, this is me:

I can’t stand “Tea Talk” i.e. “How are you? What do you do? Lovely weather we’re having, isn’t it? Who are your child’s teachers?” AACK!

Then people say, “I wish you’d talk more. I know you’re shy, but..” And I’m all, *tongue-tied!* “Um… the weather… (???)”

Then I’ll say something like, “I’m a Tarot card reader.. College is a bill of goods.. What do you think of Perma Culture? ..It’s all a conspiracy.” Suddenly.

Or I show up overdressed or underdressed. Mostly underdressed.

Or I raise hell in my own way. (Stories, lots of stories. :D)

So I hang out with other Republican New Age people. Which is in itself a paradox!

Help me. 😀