Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back.

A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.

All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.

I intend to live forever … So far, so good.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.