Ladies and Gentlemen
I am about to take you on a journey
A spurtual journey
The new truth
is not just embracing the present moment
Instead it is……..
live in the multitasking moment!

With your iphone in your left and your ipad in your right
with your octopussy potential
grab a snack from the fridge
and a beer from the freezer
check what’s on cable TV
feel self-righteous about yesterday’s fight with your partner
worry about seeing those awful people at work tomorrow
smile arrogantly at your dog knowing that least your brain is bigger than his
(or porpoise if you have one)
and plan your next yoga/meditation session.

Mindlessness
It will take the world by storm
By tsunami even

I am the next guru
Move on from Eckhart Tolle
Grow out of Pema Chodron
What would Thick Nut Han know anyway?

Escape with me to paradise
Mindlessness
The new nirvana
Instead of enlightenment
Aim for
Lightentertainment!!

For only 500 bucks a minute
I can help you on my Skype channel
Good value eh!