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Posts by Matthew Farrell

Matthew Farrell is a writer and comedian in Los Angeles, CA. He currently works as a creative content developer for a digital marketing company. His blog was once viewed by four people in a single day. He also placed 1st in a stand-up comedy competition of six people, three of whom missed their turns because they were in line for the bathroom.

Swipe Right on Mindfulness: My Apprehensive Journey into Meditation

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“You have to be where you are to get where you need to go.” ~Amy Poehler

I sat there and listened, pretending to be interested.

Did he really just say he meditates every morning? Don’t roll your eyes. At least he’s really attractive. You can just ignore the hippy meditation stuff. 

But c’mon. Meditate every morning at 6am? Who does that? How ridiculous.

So I did ignore his hippy meditation stuff; he eventually ignored me.

I have an endless supply of ill-fated dating-by-way-of-phone-app tales. Most of them end in a relatively similar fashion, but that’s for another blog or a …